what if humans lost all their skin every winter and walked around as skeletons and the trees get pissed when they have to rake all our skin off their lawns

how high are you

(Source: jordybelfort, via sexual-kitty)

I didn’t know the meaning of the phrase ‘running yourself into the ground’ until this week.

Looking ahead, I’ll probably redefine it this week again.

a: have you ever smoked weed? If yes, tell us the craziest thing you've done while high.
b: what's your favorite restaurant? do you get the same thing every time you go?
c: biggest insecurity?
d: any pets? tell us about them!
e: name 5 things you dislike about yourself and 5 things you like about yourself
f: ever been to a foreign country? If not, where do you want to go most?
g: what are 5 objects that you can grab right now?
h: 3 bad habits?
i: yes or no: you've done something illegal. (brave ones will say what!)
j: what does the last text message you received say?
k: what does the last text message you sent say?
l: is there one thing that always makes you laugh?
m: 3 things you hope happen before summer ends?
n: 5 turn offs
o: 5 turn ons
p: smash or pass the person who sends this to you
q: quote your favorite song lyric
r: what's the one item you treasure te most?
s: spit or swallow?
t: tell us the story of _____
u: favorite thing about yourself?
v: are you a virgin?
w: what do you think about young love?
x: one x-rated thing you would do with {insert url or celebrity here}
y: one person you really admire and why?
z: what time do you usually go to bed?
@: last time you touched your private parts?
;): Guys, last time you masturbated? How often do you masturbate? Girls, have you ever masturbated?
: *: ever kissed anyone of the same sex?
!!: something we'd find surprising about you?
%: do you still talk to the last person you kissed?
+: would you rather cuddle or spoon?